Dad: 'I could bench-press you.' Kid: 'You bench-pressed 100 pounds once.' Dad: 'That’s more than you.'

Dad: 'I used to be a rockstar.' Kid: 'You played in a band with three people.' Dad: 'We had a following.'

Dad: 'I got a lot of attention in high school.' Kid: 'You were the prom king.' Dad: 'That’s not just attention, that’s legacy.'