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A dad who talks too much and acts like he knows everything even when he’s wrong.
Dad: 'I’ve seen that movie 10 times.' Son: 'It came out last year.' Dad: 'Well, I’ve seen it 10 times.'
At the grocery store: Dad yells at the cashier for not knowing the price of cereal.
Dad: 'I could beat that kid in a wrestling match.' Kid: 'You’re 40.' Dad: 'That’s just a number.'
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