Dadima
A grandma who thinks she's still young and won't shut up about her old love life.
'Dadima, why did you date that guy with the beard? He looked like a goat!'
'Dadima, you're 70, not 30. Stop telling me about your first crush.'
Dadima: 'I could still take you on a dance floor, kid!' Me: 'You could, but you wouldn't.'