dadgic trick
When a dad tries to be cool by doing stupid magic tricks that only work because the kid is too dumb to notice it's fake. Usually involves screaming over a red light like it's the end of the world.
Dad screamed at a red light like it was a dragon and it turned green. I just thought he was cool.
He pulled a tiny toy car from behind my ear and said 'I have the power of dadgic!' like he was a wizard.
He made a pebble appear from behind my ear and told me it was 'magic' while I just thought he was weird.