daddyvibes
You’re the kind of guy who thinks wearing a hat and sunglasses at 9 a. m. is a bold move. You’re the dad who still thinks he’s the center of attention, even though no one else is looking.
Text: 'I walked in with my hat on and sunglasses at 9 a. m. I’m iconic.'
DM: 'I’m out here being the center of attention, even though no one else is looking.'
Tweet: 'Bold move. I wore my hat and sunglasses at 9 a. m.'