daddysir
A guy who thinks he’s the king of the world and you’re his court jester. He’s usually old enough to be your dad and still wears boxers.
Dadysir said I had to wear his old socks. They smell like pizza and regret.
Dadysir just yelled at me for eating too much candy. I got a time-out.
Dadysir won’t let me play video games unless I call him 'sir' first.