daddysaurus
A T-Rex who’s been around so long he forgot how to evolve. He talks too much and still thinks he's the best at everything, even when he's wrong.
He yells, 'I was better than your dad's dad!'
He starts a sermon in the middle of a movie. You’re not watching it anymore.
He shows up at a barbecue and starts a debate about who's the best T-Rex.