daddys princess
A guy who pops out of a sack like a weird baby. He has hair growing out of his ass and thinks it’s a fashion statement.
He came out of the sack and said 'I'm the king of the jungle' and I said 'bro, u look like a raccoon'
He tried to impress me with his 'furry coat' and I laughed so hard my soda spilled
He told me he's a 'legend' and I said 'u r not even a legend, u r a legend in the trash'