I text my dad at 1 a. m. saying I need $100 for a new outfit. He sends it. I wear it to class. He’s like, 'That looks nice.' I’m like, 'That looks nice for someone who paid for it.'

I ask my dad for a new phone. He says yes. I get it. I drop it. He says yes again. I’m like, 'I’m a miracle.'

I tell my dad I need a new car. He says yes. I tell him I need a new house. He says yes. He’s like, 'I’m your personal Walmart.'