daddys football champion
What my fake girlfriend calls me while she’s jacking you off and sipping that dumb half beer half tea sludge like it’s gold.
'Daddys football champion!' she said while I was trying to breathe and you were trying to get her to stop talking.
'Daddys football champion!' she cackled as my foot slipped out of her mouth again.
'Daddys football champion!' she said while I was trying to remember my own name.