Daddy's Brain
Your brain is so full of work and kid stuff that you forget everything else. You don’t even remember your own name sometimes.
Forgot my niece’s birthday because I was too busy yelling at the TV about taxes.
Didn’t know it was Christmas until my kid told me I was eating a sandwich at 11 PM.
Told my wife I didn’t know who the president was because I was too busy pretending I was a cop.