daddyhoi
Daddyhoi used to work at McDonald’s and now he’s a fancy barista. He has the coordination of a drunk sloth and the posture of a hunchback. He thinks he’s a legend but he can’t even make a decent latte.
I tried to make a latte and spilled coffee on the customer. That was my first day.
I had to stand up straight for 10 hours and my back felt like it was on fire.
I told my boss I was a pro gamer and now I have to work extra hours.