daddyhoi
Daddyhoi is a total egomaniac with the brain of a goldfish. He compares himself to presidents, Nazis, and a guy who was famous for being good at a game. He thinks he’s awesome, but he’s just a sad guy who crashes cars and spends money on stupid stuff.
I compared myself to Adolf Hitler and thought I was cool until I crashed my car.
I spent £1000 on anime and now I can’t buy food.
I told my mom I was a pro gamer and now she’s mad at me.