Daddyfest
Daddyfest is when you and your brain-dead friends walk around like kings, chugging beer like it's your job, thinking you're rich. It ends with you passed out on a couch, face down in nachos, texting your ex like you still care.
I'm rich. I'm rich. I'm rich. (Sent at 2:00 am to 7 different people)
Why are you still single? (Sent to a girl who blocked you 3 years ago)
I will beat you up if you don't text me back. (Sent to a guy who's 200 miles away)
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