daddy yeet - He’s the human version of a fire alarm. He goes off whenever

He’s the human version of a fire alarm. He goes off whenever something bad happens.

Daddy Yeet: "I’M GOING TO DIE!" when he sees a spider on the wall.

Daddy Yeet: "I’M NEVER EATING BREAD AGAIN!" after getting a bread sandwich.

Daddy Yeet: "I’M NOT A DOG, I’M A HUMAN BEING." when someone calls him a dog for the second time.