Daddy Wrestling
When you take off the clothes, throw the bed out the window, and hope nobody sees your legs because they're probably in a bad shape.
My parents do this so much, the bed is practically a professional wrestler.
Daddy Wrestling is when my dad tries to pull my mom's leg out of the bed and it's like a wrestling show at the mall.
I walked in on my parents doing this and it looked like they were trying to kill each other with their legs.