daddy wood
A wood daddy is a gay man who takes care of business and gets any guy he wants, even if he has to wear a shiny Speedo to do it.
Daddy wood was at the gym wearing a purple Speedo, and the whole class was staring at him.
I asked my friend why he was wearing a Speedo, and he said, 'I'm trying to be a wood daddy.'
My uncle tried to be a wood daddy but failed because he forgot to wear his Speedo to the club.