Daddy Walter
Daddy Walter is the chunkiest man alive, second only to Richard. He’s like a pig that’s been stuffed with candy and promises of greatness. You’ll be so turned on, you’ll think you’re on a sugar high.
Daddy Walter showed up, and I got a boner just from the smell of his snacks.
He’s so thick, he could block the sun.
Daddy Walter walks in, and I’m already thinking about dessert.