daddy vader
A rich black man who gives you money and also wheezes like he’s trying to breathe through a sock
My aunt’s sugar daddy has asthma and a bank account. He’s like the best kind of dad.
He gave me $100 and then started wheezing like he was trying to escape a fire.
He’s got the money, the looks, and the lungs of a man who just ran a marathon in a sauna.