daddy vader
A 6.5ft black man who can make your jaw drop with his penis size and his ability to breathe through his nose
My friend said he saw daddy vader in the park. He was doing sit-ups and his pants were about to explode.
That guy at the gym is so huge, I think he’s got a second job as a superhero.
He walked into the bar and the whole place went quiet. Not because he was loud, but because he was that big.