Daddy Thot
A man who acts like he’s got a million dollars and no responsibilities while he’s cheating on his wife and kids with every hot girl he sees.
My dad left my mom for the mail lady. Now he’s at the gym with the yoga instructor.
He’s got a kid in third grade and still thinks he’s in high school.
He texted his mistress ‘I’ll be there in 5’ and left my mom in the grocery store.