daddy tax
When a guy gives you a little something extra, like a back rub or a head nod, just because he’s been paying for your pizza and soda all month and he's got a hard-on.
Your dad gives you a back rub after he pays for your pizza and says, 'You're my favorite kid.'
He gives you a head nod and says, 'You're getting extra dessert because I'm a generous man.'
He gives you a back rub and says, 'I’ve been paying for your pizza and soda all month, so you deserve this.'