Daddy Stool
When you take a big ol' dump and sing a twisted version of "Daddy Cool" like you’re the king of the toilet.
Just pooped like a champ and sang, "I’m the king of the crapper, I don’t need no flusher."
Finished my meal and my stool. Now I’m doing my Daddy Stool dance.
Pooped so hard I think I broke the toilet. Then I started singing. What can I say? I’m a man of culture.