Daddy Stool
The glorious act of pooping and then rapping about it like it’s the most important thing ever.
Just dropped a bomb and rapped, "I’m the king of the throne, you can’t touch me, I’m too strong."
Took a dump and said, "This stool is legendary, I’m the Daddy Stool, you’re just a sidekick."
Pooped so loud the neighbors heard it. Then I broke into a rap. What else am I supposed to do? I’m a man of action.