Daddy Spot
A guy who acts like a dad to your mom's kids even though he’s just a guy who’s dating your mom and probably doesn’t even know how to change a tire.
My dad spot is such a tool, he still thinks he’s cool because he gave me a $5 gift card for my birthday.
My dad spot thinks he’s my dad because he knows my favorite cereal.
My dad spot tried to give me a lecture about life after he forgot how to use the printer.