My sister said she turned into a dragon after drinking Daddy Soda. She didn’t. She just fell asleep on the couch.

At the party, I drank Daddy Soda and started dancing with the lamp. My friends laughed. My mom cried.

I told my dad I was going to be a wizard. He said I needed Daddy Soda. I drank it. I became a wizard. I also became a wizard who broke the table.