Daddy Smoos
the only person who can make your face turn red just by saying your name, and it’s not because you’re embarrassed, it’s because you're getting a boner
My teacher called my name and I turned red because Daddy Smoos was in the room
I was eating a taco and my face turned red because he said 'hello'
I got caught staring at him in the grocery store and my face looked like a tomato