Daddy Short Legs
A dad with legs so short they look like they were cut off with a rusty hacksaw. Basically a dad who can’t reach the fridge without a ladder.
My uncle is a daddy short legs. He tried to reach the top shelf and fell into the cereal aisle.
My dad is a daddy short legs. He looks like a chicken with a hat.
That guy at the gym is a daddy short legs. He can’t even do a proper squat without crying.