Daddy shank
Daddy shank is the guy who shoves his junk in your face when you’re changing clothes and yells your name like he’s your dad.
Daddy shank just walked in and said, 'Hey Kyle, I know you're not wearing pants.'
My buddy got yelled at by daddy shank for wearing a shirt inside out.
Daddy shank came up behind me and said, 'You look like you’ve been run over by a donkey.'