Daddy Seat
The soft, squishy gut that hangs off a dad’s waist like a bag of chips. It lets the baby sit on it so the dad can use his other hand to grab a drink or curse at the baby.
My daddy seat is so soft, my kid thinks it's a bouncer.
I don't need a baby seat, my daddy seat does the job.
I eat so much, my daddy seat is now a side dish.