Daddy sales
A black guy who thinks he’s the next big thing but is just a sad man with a head like a disco ball and a pecker so small it’s not even funny anymore.
He tried to start a band but only had one song and it was about his chicken nuggets.
He sent a text saying 'I’m coming for you, Beyoncé' but didn’t know where she lived.
He tried to fight a mailbox and got stuck inside it.