Daddy Reicher

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the only person who can make you feel like a god when he gives you a hug that smells like old pizza and regret

Dad: 'I know you failed math, but I still love you.' (He smells like a pizza box that died in the oven.)

Dad gives you a hug that feels like a bear trap. You're both crying. It's beautiful.

Dad says, 'I would die for you,' then eats a whole bag of chips. You’re confused but proud.

a human who will give you the best cuddles ever, even if he also gave you a wedgie and called you a bad name

Dad: 'I love you like a pizza loves cheese,' then pulls your pants down and yells, 'You’re the worst kid ever!'

You’re sobbing in his arms, and he says, 'I know,' then pulls your hair and says, 'But you still suck.'

He gives you a hug that’s like a bear hug, then says, 'I would never let anyone touch you,' and then pulls your socks off.

the person who will hug you so tight you think you're going to die, but you still want more because he's the best

Dad: 'I know you failed the test,' then crushes you like a soda can and says, 'I still love you.'

He gives you a hug that makes you feel like a pancake, but you’re happy because he said, 'You’re my favorite kid.'

Dad says, 'I would die for you,' then gives you a hug that feels like a wrestling match.