daddy pushy pants
When someone is so desperate for love that they act like they're the best thing since sliced bread, and the other person is just like, 'Okay, fine.'
You sent me 27 voice notes in one day. I was like, 'Are you trying to break my phone?'
I asked you out. You said yes. I thought I won the lottery. You thought I said, 'Okay.'
You texted me every hour for a week. I was like, 'You’re not even cute.'
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