daddy pushy pants
A relationship where one person is giving 100% and the other is giving 10%, and they’re both confused why it’s not working.
You asked me out on a date 12 times. I said yes every time. Why are we still at the same restaurant?
I wrote you a poem. You said, 'Cool.' I was like, 'Cool? That’s it?'
I flew to your city for a weekend. You stayed in your pajamas the whole time.