daddy puff
A man so bad at rapping, he might as well be called 'ass-rapper' and nobody believes him when he says he's good.
'He tried to rap and it sounded like he was trying to sing through a broken kazoo.'
'He said he was a rapper and I told him, 'You're more of an ass-rapper than a rapper.'
'He tried to rap on a podcast and the host had to leave the room.'