daddy plug - Your meat stick. Or your wiener. Or your long, hard, glory s

Your meat stick. Or your wiener. Or your long, hard, glory stick. Especially when it’s jammed into a mom socket like it owns the place.

Dude, your daddy plug is so big, it’s like it’s trying to take over the whole room.

I swear, your daddy plug is louder than my mom’s vacuum.

Your daddy plug is the reason I can’t sleep at night.