Daddy Petsch
A daddy petsch is a man who thinks he’s the best at everything. He talks like he’s tough, but sometimes he’s just scared of a little noise.
My neighbor is a daddy petsch. He yells at the mailman and then hides under his bed.
My uncle is a daddy petsch. He bragged about lifting a cow, but ran when the cow came home.
My brother is a daddy petsch. He said he’d beat me up, but then cried when I kicked him.