Daddy noke
A guy who looks like a walking tattoo shop and fights like he's been hit by a truck and has a head that looks like it was drawn by a drunk kid.
'Daddy noke is the only man who can make me feel bad about my body and my life at the same time.'
'He fights like he's been cursed by a witch and his head looks like a pizza with no sauce.'
'I saw Daddy noke and I immediately felt like I needed a drink and a hug.'