daddy long stroke
A man who’s got the goods and the attitude to go with it. He prefers women to be on their hands and knees so he can really get a good stretch.
My mom’s friend said her husband eats breakfast, lunch, and dinner while having sex.
My uncle’s girlfriend said her boyfriend’s penis is so long, it takes a full song to get it all in.
My cousin’s brother said his dad’s cock is so long, it could’ve been a ladder.