Daddy long sock
A daddy long sock is a man with a cock so long it could stretch from the kitchen to the garage, and it's also for girls who have tattoos so big they could cover a whole pizza.
My dad is a daddy long sock, he’s got a cock that could knock out a bull.
My aunt got a tattoo so big, it looks like she got hit by a brick wall.
My neighbor’s tattoo is so big, it could be a daddy long sock’s best friend.