Daddy long sock
A daddy long sock is a guy with a huge cock that makes grandmas blush and kids gag, and it’s also for girls with huge tattoos and butts that look like they were hit by a bus.
My uncle is a daddy long sock, he’s got a cock so big it could flip a pancake.
My cousin’s grandma cried when she saw his cock, she said it was like a sausage factory.
My friend’s tattoo is so big, it looks like a daddy long sock got into a fight with a flamingo.