Daddy long sock
A daddy long sock is a guy with a cock that could give a donkey a run for its money, and it’s also for girls who have tattoos that look like they were drawn by a drunk man with a marker.
My uncle’s cock is so big, it could be a daddy long sock’s ex-boyfriend.
My cousin’s tattoo looks like it was drawn by a drunk kid with a crayon.
My friend’s tattoo is so bad, it could make a daddy long sock cry.