Daddy koal
A man who plays games better than you, looks like a rock star, and lifts weights so much he probably thinks he’s a superhero.
He beat me at Rocket League and then said, 'You should’ve seen my face when I did that.'
He flexed so hard I thought he was going to break his arms.
He played 10 games in a row and still had time to make a joke about my bad moves.