Daddy josh
A man who wants to be a dad but has no idea what being a dad is and thinks a dad is just someone who gives a kid a lollipop
"I give a kid a lollipop, so I'm a dad.", Jake, 27
"I don't know how to be a dad, but I know how to give lollipops.", Mark, 29
"Lollipops are the only thing I know about being a dad.", Ron, 25