Daddy Jesus
The guy who is the absolute best and always gives you everything you want. He's like the cool dad who lets you stay up late and eats all the pizza.
My friend called me 'Daddy Jesus' because he let me borrow his Xbox and didn't even ask for anything in return.
At school, my teacher was like 'Daddy Jesus' because he let us skip homework and gave us extra credit.
My mom said I was like 'Daddy Jesus' because I let her eat my sandwich and didn't even complain.
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