Daddy gramps
A man who thinks he’s still young, but he’s actually ancient and covered in geckos, and he still rides a scooter like it’s a sports car.
Dad gramps just rode his scooter to the store, but he had a gecko on his head and yelled at the store clerk like he was a cop.
He tried to play Call of Duty and got kicked out because he kept yelling ‘I’m still young’ while a gecko crawled on his arm.
Dad gramps told me he’s gonna beat my dad at a video game, but he has a gecko on his face and smells like a dead sock.