Daddy gramps
A man who is older than your mom’s ex, smells like a trash can, and still thinks he’s cool because he rides a scooter and has geckos on his body.
Dad gramps just drove his scooter through the park like he’s a superhero, but he had a gecko on his face and smelled like a dead raccoon.
He tried to play Fortnite and kept falling over because he had a gecko on his arm and smelled like a trash can.
Dad gramps told me he’s gonna beat my dad at a video game, but he had a gecko on his head and smelled like a wet sock.