daddy goggles - When a dad’s pride is so big it covers up the fact that his

When a dad’s pride is so big it covers up the fact that his kid can’t even run straight.

Dad: 'He’s got speed. He’s got talent.' Kid: 'I got talent. I got speed. I got no idea where I’m going.'

Dad texts the coach: 'He’s got a bright future.' Coach: 'He’s got a bright future. And a lot of bruised knees.'

Dad yells at the kid: 'You’re gonna be the best! You’re gonna be the best!' Kid: 'I’m the best at falling.'