daddy goggles - When a dad’s ego is so big it makes him think his kid is the

When a dad’s ego is so big it makes him think his kid is the best, even though the kid can’t even score a goal without falling over.

Dad: 'He’s the best. He’s the best.' Kid: 'I’m the best. I’m the best at falling.'

Dad texts the coach: 'He’s the best.' Coach: 'He’s the best. He’s also the best at tripping.'

Dad yells at the ref: 'You’re blind! My kid’s the best!' Ref: 'Sir, your kid’s the best at being clumsy.'