daddy goggles
When a dad thinks his kid is the next LeBron, even though the kid can’t even dribble without tripping over his own shoes.
Dad: 'He’s gonna be the best. I know it.' Kid: 'I’m the best. I’m the best at tripping.'
Dad texts the team: 'He’s got the skills.' Team: 'He’s got the skills. And the lack of balance.'
Dad yells at the ref: 'You’re cheating! My kid’s got talent!' Ref: 'Sir, your kid’s got talent. And a lot of dumb.'